Last night I was sitting in the living room watching T.V. when one of my dogs farted. They looked at each other, then looked at me and walked out of the room. What kind of crap is that?!  I yelled after them, " No way are you pinning that shyt on me!". Then I thought, I'm arguing with dogs? Why do I need to convince the dogs I didn't fart? One of them KNOWS I didn't, because it was them! Now I just need to figure out which dog I need to convince, lol. Yep, stick me in a straight jacket. I've obviously lost my mind.