Ok. I'm back. Sure, I had callously left this blog half dead in the middle of the desert somewhere, but here it is, and here I am. Time to breathe some new life into this baby! Honestly, I'm just here for the corn. Seriously. I'm going to grow corn. We're going to start a little side page, with a little side blog, dedicated to my little corn project, and all my little faux pas along the way. Oh look, wait, actually, you can't see it, but I can. It turns out spell check hates the word faux, but is ok with pas. Ha, go figure. So on to the new page. Wish me luck! Or if you hope this goes horribly wrong, at least wish me no injuries, lol.